More Halloween Jokes
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
What is a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Gouliet.
What is a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Where do ghosts go shopping?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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