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More Halloween Jokes

What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.

What is a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Gouliet.

What is a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Where do ghosts go shopping?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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