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Even More Halloween Jokes!






Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very meowsical.





How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
Witchful thinking.





What's a cold and evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.





How do monsters fly from one place to another?
By scare plane.





What does a goblin shop for?
Groos-eries.





Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.





How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.





What is a goul's favorite flavor?
Lemon n'Slime.





What do you call serious stones?
Grave Stones.





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