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Even More Halloween Jokes!

Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very meowsical.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
Witchful thinking.

What's a cold and evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.

How do monsters fly from one place to another?
By scare plane.

What does a goblin shop for?

Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.

How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.

What is a goul's favorite flavor?
Lemon n'Slime.

What do you call serious stones?
Grave Stones.

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