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I Can't believe Even More Halloween Jokes!




What do you get it you cross a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.





How do you mend a Jack-o-Lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.






What do evil chickens lay?
Deviled eggs.





Why did his doctor tell the zombie to get some sleep?
He was dead on his feet.





Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.





What is Beethoven doing right now?
Decomposing.





Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in them.





Where do most werewolves live?
Howl-lywood.





Who did Frakenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.





Where do New York city vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.





What did the little ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich.





What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.





What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.






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